these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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