I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
this will be a night to untag.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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