OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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