Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
