That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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