you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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