do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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