There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Randomize