May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
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