i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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