I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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