I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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