You can't special order awesome
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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