Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.

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(260): View more from Indiana

Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?

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(516): View more from New York

I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.

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(213): View more from California

You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.

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(716): View more from New York

I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.

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(517): View more from Michigan

This baby is an asshole

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(605): View more from South Dakota

this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head

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(714): View more from California

We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk

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