I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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