I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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