I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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