Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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