You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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