He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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