her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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