I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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