so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
and you said cock pushups were impossible
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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