Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
this is an emotional support booty call
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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