break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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