Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
