I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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