Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
