Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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