it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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