Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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