Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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