we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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