Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
