Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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