At least make sure they are 18
Why
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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