...so i touched it.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
they're like a gay fantastic four
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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