Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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