you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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