I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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