she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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