2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
And then my night got REAL pukey
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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