You can't motorboat a personality
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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