Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
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Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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