We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize