WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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