I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
So much rum. So many feels.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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