windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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