how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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