The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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