I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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