I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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