Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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