Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
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He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
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Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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